After we arrived at the massage place and signed in, we waited patiently in the lobby (along with 5 or so other customers, and maybe a dozen various students, employees and instructors) to be called back for our massages.
Masseuse (calling out): Angie! Are you ready for your couples' massage now?
Angie (speaking loudly out of surprise): Couples' massage!?! No, no, no... it isn't a couples' massage!
Chelley (thinking ignorantly to herself): What's the big deal? We can be in the same room.
Masseuse: It's not?!? I have couple written down here.
Angie: Ummm, we are not a couple. They even asked when I called and made the appointments. I said no.
The 20 people in the lobby: *Staring*
Masseuse: Oh, well are you sure because that's what I have down.
Angie: Umm, yeah, pretty sure. We don't want a couples' massage.
The 20 people in the lobby: *looking at us like, seriously, we all know you're a couple so get over it*
Masseuse: Okay, I'll be right back.
Chelley (to Angie, a bit sarcastically): What, are we stripped down to our unmentionables or something for the massage?
Angie: Yes! I thought that may be a little uncomfortable.
Chelley (a little shocked): Oh! Yeah, for sure. Thanks for not letting that happen.
The 20 people in the lobby: *smirking at us like we know your secret now*
Angie & Chelley -- The happy un-couple