I posted this story on Facebook a while back, but it's good enough that I think I need to post it here, too.
The other day, while Chris was getting his hair cut, here is the conversation that took place:
Hairdresser: Soooo, how long have you been married?
Chris: Ten years.
Hairdresser: And do you have any kids?
Chris: Yes, we have a little girl who is one.
Hairdresser: Is that all? Ten years and only one kid to show for it? What's wrong with you?!?
People really are clueless.